So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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