I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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