GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
