i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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