I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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