Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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