why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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