I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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