I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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