There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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