I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
