My girlfriend figured out who you are.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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