Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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