I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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