Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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