Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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