Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think my mom watched the whole time
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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