Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
