Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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