So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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