Are we in a gay sports bar?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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