Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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