she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
