had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
foreskin is a definite game changer
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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