I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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