smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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