yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just invented taco cereal.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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