If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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