I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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