return my video game
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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