what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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