I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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