I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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