I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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