She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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