I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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