Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Randomize
