Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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