your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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