honey bunches of taint.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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