i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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