Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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