drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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