paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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