Don't make out with my wife yet
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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