Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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