my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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