i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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