He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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