Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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