I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I can't turn off my feet"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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