I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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